Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



hard to play on a keyboard, and I think the boss at the end is impossible to beat, of course, I liked the secret boss adding yet another yuk into the mix. Awesome def worth a play, or two.

loved it

good game it got in the glith that one of the guys was talking about and that was the only time i beat jesus but other thatn that it was perfect

p.s. Why the fuck does jesus drop bombs?

hahah FUCK jesus

Man its about time theres a game with this kinda shit in it, My fave game on newgrounds, and those fuckin christians will see one day, OWN THEIR! HAIL SATAN ~666~

Good game but short

This was good but it was too short. First you go in the church. Then fight a priest in the woods.
Then fight Jesus on a bridge. Then you beat the game. I can't beat Jesus he's too hard.


Great game! I-mockery.com You've done it again. I liked it alot, specially whipping Jesus. What's the secret button?

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Credits & Info

2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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