Be a Supporter!

Castlevania Priest Battle

rated 2.98 / 5 stars
Share Links:
Action - Other

Credits & Info

Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

If you liked this, check these out!

Plenty more like this here!

  • Castlevania
    Castlevania Check out these hilarious spoofs, as well as a tribute that recreates the final battle against Dracula!
  • Religion
    Religion Just don't talk about it at parties.

Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is the greatest ive game ever played on ng

i swear great job dudes this was totaly awsome i hope you make alot more in the future and you are goin to hell


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Die, Jesus! Die!

MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED!!! I've always wanted to kill Jesus. I like the ending touch, with Simon whipping Jesus. 10 for you, my friend :)

As for all you whiny religious fucks out there, you can go pray until your knees fucking bleed. It ain't gonna do you any good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny game.

Fun game, personally love the CV series, and the secretkey is * btw.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I loved this....but i beat it and i dont know a secret button on my keyboard when in town?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


skate pro is a liar its control and 8

People find this review helpful!