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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Can't jump for shit, controls suck because it's too slow, they lag

Bad game

The hell? The controls are beyond broken. And the humor, to put it mindly, sucks badly.


I didnt mind the crucify me jesus, but killing kiddies, in my opinion, is taking it a bit to far. Now... I've never red the Bible, but i don't think, I HOPE, Noahs ark didnt happen just like that.

Bad *spoiler

You could have made better controls so you could NOT die almost everytime you try to jump over that fucking hole in the Jesus fight. I had to train a lot to actually kill Jesus just because of that and it felt stupid. I didn't find it very funny, but I really loved getting to kill Jesus.

Unit3d do you hate atheists? I'm one and I'm not ashamed of it and I'm sure you'd feel preety bad if you were a christian and everyone around you were atheists and they thought christianity is for faggots or something. If you were just deeply offended by the sense of humor nevermind me.


not good at all

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Credits & Info

2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001