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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Could've been worse, he could've charged money for it.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


it was good but were u supposed to face esus within 2 minutess of starting cause that's what happened to me


Rated 2 / 5 stars

secret battle

its too easy just rapidly press "x" :/


Rated 2 / 5 stars

everyone ALWAYS overdoes it

why do people make fairly decent movies or whatever, then go too far? the game was nicely done, up until the point you had to fight jesus. thats not even funny. did you notice your ears felt a little hot? well, to continue to gripe, i find movies funny when they are good, and do NOT involve someone puking, urinating, or have any semblance to any kind of toilet humor. most people go to far, and this is no exception.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Lame attempt in mocking Jesus

This game has such low interactivity, not much things to interact, the boss fight is too easy and predictable, and worst of all, you have to mock Jesus and humilate God.