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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


everyone ALWAYS overdoes it

why do people make fairly decent movies or whatever, then go too far? the game was nicely done, up until the point you had to fight jesus. thats not even funny. did you notice your ears felt a little hot? well, to continue to gripe, i find movies funny when they are good, and do NOT involve someone puking, urinating, or have any semblance to any kind of toilet humor. most people go to far, and this is no exception.

Nice, but....

Nice game, what sux is ill get to jesus but im sorry man i let him beat me everytime cuz there is no way im gonna whip jesus... oh yeah forgot to say sumthin else... your goin to hell, if yah didnt know already

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this is the greatest ive game ever played on ng

i swear great job dudes this was totaly awsome i hope you make alot more in the future and you are goin to hell


Hey man as an Christian I really should frown on this but thats shit, hey man this realy was(Well,to me) pretty funny. Anyone who thinks otherwise should simply keep it to themselves,besides its always the one who think differently who get a sock in the face

very nice but......

Jesus was easy to beat....i got him first try all theres a place u can stand to avoid tha bombs he drops tha first cycle and the second u can avoid them by taking 1 step to the left and walking right again after that one bomb exploded (I probably confused tha fuck out of most of ya'll) but any way i still loved tha game it was fun i beat tha preist with 1 finger ha! please please please please please please make more and thank u for your time.

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001