Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Incredibly fun and enjoyable

I personally love the sounds effect you really taken from the game and the music gives a good beat to it. Incredibly funny, yet there were some flaws to it, like the controls. The "Secret Button" wasn't really as funny as the original game itself. But, oh well. Great Game!

Sweet game

Hey what the fuckis wrong with all of you?!?
its just a fucking game !!! I cant beleive how many people got pissed off about the jesus thing
its not real !!! FUCK !!! As for the secret
button....> * <....


this game was great even thought i couldnt find the "secret key"

It was really well done

I loved this friggin game. Eventhough some may say its sac religious to fight jesus hey its just a damn game besides jesus killed me like 4 times before i could beat him so hey i know in real life to never fight jesus or he'll whoop my ass and theres no continues on LIFE. so if you ever have to fight jesus in real life because you killed a priest who wouldnt heal you remember DON'T FIGHT JESUS


I've been wanting to kill Jesus forever! Now I have! I'm so happy!! ((BTW Good job!))

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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