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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Finally a console game done right

It's about time that a console game was done right. There are so many console games on NG but they are all basically done in the same format. I don't usually review movies but when I seen this one I had jumped to it. I just hope that this movie can be voted ahead of some of the other nintendo movies and achieve a nice rank. I would definetly like to see other games similar to this one (just try to make them a little harder.) So basically all that I want to say is: Bravo!!! You have taken nes paradies to a whole new level!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Reminds me of the old days...

Man, this game reminds me of the old days of the NES (The graphics, sounds, fun)... It was almost exactly like CV except for the humor... I never thought I'd say this but KICKING PRIEST ASS IS COOL!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I can't win!

I can't win this game! It is not because it is too hard but because the evil pop-up enemy always gets me killed. How embarassing!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Too Hard....

This is too hard.... I can't beat Jesus....


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This game cracks me up... but it needs more BLOOD! hehe