Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


yeah man!

loool the quotes here are freakin fun. Especially when you enter the church. this spoof never dies!
respect for the author who made it ( along time ago )


The secret button is 3.
The battle with Jesus was tough for me.
Why would a man even try to take on Jesus?

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love it ^^ im not a fan of any relegion but this was fun and funny make 1 about jewish people next XD i have nothing aginst the jew btw im not hitler

I can't believe I'm saying this but...

I'm having such a hard time trying to defeat the Son of God. At some point I imitated Cartman and said "f@#k Jesus!"

Oh yeah, I absolutely love this parody.


how about a longer jump

1 square doesnt quite cut it

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001