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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING

DUDE! JUST BECAUSE THE PRIEST HEALED YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM! AND DEAL WITH IT IF JESUS TALKED SMACK TO YOU! DONT KILL HIM EITHER! AND GOD DOESNT KILL PRIESTS (unless they sinned) AND I DONT KNOW THE SECRET BUTTON EITHER! but im curious to know. What is it? I tell you, if you tell me, I'll vote 5 on this every day! Promise!


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Very, Very, Very bad game.

Alright, it took me 10 seconds to figrue out how to beat the preist and it took me 1 mintue to figure out how to beat Jesus, if even that. I mean, the graphics and sound were very close to Castlevania (thank goodness), but I bet it didn't take long to put it together. Not to mention that I never figured out the secret button. You would think that you would make it to be told at the end, but noo, never found. I think I am rating a little too high with the 6, but I caculated the average, and that was that rounded up. Try making something better next time. Bye.



what meaningless game

once again this fool, has made a game near impossiable to beat. the idea of creating a game for the fans is too keep them challenged, but not repeating the same shit over and over and over. u failed to allow any advantage for the player. u sold us out to make ur point. well i hope u improve on this. remember with out us UR nothing.



one way ticket to hell???

HELL YEAH!
Game was awesome, cant believe you got all the music for simon's quest.



Funny!

But Jesus is really hard, and the secret stage shouldn't have been so stupid.


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2.98 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Genre
Action - Other
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  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001