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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Once again a modern take on classic sprites. It was pretty good. I kicked the preist's ass, but I couldn't beat Jesus. Actually I'm afraid to.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It was great. The secret should have been longer. Y did u artards ruin the secret for the rest of us. It totally ruins the surprise. And just because it kinda makes fun of Jesus u don't have to rag on it. Grreat game


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Lame attempt in mocking Jesus

This game has such low interactivity, not much things to interact, the boss fight is too easy and predictable, and worst of all, you have to mock Jesus and humilate God.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe, priest smacking time

Ha! Take THAT bastard. Revenge for those two "I'm important and shit".
Lots of fun kicking holy asses.
Loved the "GOD has a sick sense of humor"


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hehe..Funny secret button

It was funny what happened with the secret button. press the * on the number square