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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice

Oh, now that was great. Sure, you've probably got a bunch of devout Christians knocking on your door, but it's still funny. I know I had fun beating up the priest, but crap, Jesus was tough! And would you look over there, we've got some guy over there presuming you have a problem with God simply because you made something that had to do with beating up Jesus and priests and harming's called creativity and a sense of humor. Get used to it. Just because he made a game like this doesn't instantly mean that he's got problems with God. Some people just have too much time on their hands if they're gonna say how much something sucks because it makes fun of God or Jesus or some other kind of Christian person. >.>

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

wow, good game

i am a christian, i still enjoyed this game, someone earlyer pointed out that this was blasphomy,(pardon the improper spelling), but it was still a very stylish game, and another thing i would like to point out, gothmetalla666, you are a complete and total dumbass, did you not pay any attention at all in world history, it has been proven, or close to proven that there was a person way back in time that was very close to being exactly the jesus that you call shit; and another thing, you can't wake up dead dumbass, unless you are agreeing that there is an after life. so back to my point, this was a good if not great game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was sweeeet!!!

that was the gr8est! holy crap that was awesome! very good job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

castlevania.. and playable flash... = 5

One of the best flash's out on newgrounds. Although I do believe in Jesus, and do believe this is blasphemy, it is seriously funny as hell, and it's fun, so that's all that matters.-andrew- -kupomogli-

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I love sprites(even says it in my profile) and you made this almost axactly as the original, Great job! The only problem I had was that you made it too crude, I'm not Christin so I don't care about Jesus but I just think you should've stuck with the original game's story.