Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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To Much Dialogue

It was an interesting and funny game although certain things about this really slowed the pace of the game. I enjoyed reading the curses and insults used in the game by people like the preist it really made me crack up. Also I really enjoy the use of the Castlevania exact sprites and music it was well cloned and I hope to see work like this from you in the future. The controls were great and took no time to learn and were very easy to use at any given time which was helpful. The timing of the game was good.

The jumping motion was a little out of ordinary and seemed just to stiff. The dialogue really slowed the pace of the game and there was way to much to read at that. Other than the Jesus battle the game was way to simple and easy.

It's an OK game for a Castlevania fan looking for a funny spoof but it's a little to easy and there's almost nothing to this simple and easy game parody.

-TY Reviews

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thought it was gonna be hard

it was a piece of cake and luckily i somehow found the secret button anyways not a bad parody it was funny

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the secret button is the * button then just pressing the attack button after the dialouge!

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A parody of one of my favorite games (yes i liked simons quest) good job, it was a bit unresponsive though

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But i liked final thought of Simon, after defeating Jeasus

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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