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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



where's The town?

ending it -_-

ok to end this damn dispute i myself have enough faith for a school bus of sunday children and know what? I thought this was funny the ONLY part of this game i dis aproved of was the credits where the chacter was whiping jesus himself while jesus was standing there i think that was a bnit far but everything else the preist and fighting jesus i thought was funny. Damnit you atheist shut the HELL up about tryign to convince us 'jew bags' i like to insult myself that there isn't a god. Ansd christians omfg shut the hell up yourselfs its a good game its funny and now you pplo betetr stop bickering or SO HELP ME GOD!!!

It's just a game

I usually don't swear in reviews, but after reading like five pages of reviews on this game, I have a few words to say, "IT'S JUST A FUCKING GAME, CHILL!"


I loved whipping Jesus to death, funny ending scene too.

Good game, but bad taste

I was a good short game, but I tend to agree with some of the other reviews; I honestly think you WILL go to hell for this one. I found that you didn't even have to play the game. There is a way to get an instant victory, but I'll leave that to the other people to find out. Also, the secret screen trick was funny, but seemed kinda pointless. I gave it a 3.

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Credits & Info

2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001