Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Aww geez...

This game was AWSOME. That said and done let us hear some words of wisdom from a Budhist man.

Ahem Peoplle the name of the game is priest batte. You fight a preist. If your cristion let me give you a novel idea. DON"T PLAY THE GAME AND YOU WON"T BE OFFENDED. See now that wasn't too hard.

Hell yea!

This game was fuckin awesome! But if Jesus is anything like that when he comes during revelations, then I'll kill myself. Oh, and WTF is with that ref that needed to piss? I was pressing every button on my keyboard just to find some 4-bit reffere and some karate dude? Thats fucked up, man.

good stuff

this game was great. i luv castlevainia and its about time i got to kill some one other than dracula.but the jesus thing was kinda wrong but funny.but plz keep the pokemon out of the next one if u make it.thanx

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hahah FUCK jesus

Man its about time theres a game with this kinda shit in it, My fave game on newgrounds, and those fuckin christians will see one day, OWN THEIR! HAIL SATAN ~666~


DUDE i love this game i found the secret button trust me its soo cool once you do ull be surprised >:)

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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