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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

finally the priest gets his ass handed to him!

freakin' A man.. its about damn time that bastard of a priest got his face kicked in.. i remember playing alot of Simon's Quest when i was around the age of 10 or so and i just couldn't get it.. that priest seriously pissed me off.. the beating of the priest was fun.. but the ass kicking you give jesus just made my day all the better..

well done.. now work on the small bugs and your set to roll some more in the future =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

killing yes!

its sweet you kill jesus and a priest! this is a must play.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thanks, but's theres a problem.

I'm not for the whole, "Making fun of Christians", thing, but a fun, very funny game. But, it says to press a button in town after you beat it, well after I killed Jesus "Sorry :(", it didn't tell me squat about a freakin secret button!


Rated 1 / 5 stars

What the ****

okay you did not have to do that kind of crap the controls sucked. No offense but that thing with Jesus isn't even funny

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

the secret sucks

a ref, a kung fu guy and piss. What the hell is that!? the priest is easy but jesus kicked my ass