Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


Jesus! I killed Him!

Great Game Based on Another Game Graphics Are Typical Nes Graphics Which Are My Favorite. Heres A Stratagy For Killing Jesus,
First Set Of Bombs: Stand Facing Just Over The Middle And DON'T Move.
Goin Back Second Set:Stand Before the Middle Line And As The Second Bomb Blows Up move Into the Bomb (After it Blows up)
And You Get The ending.
Good Job -Raine-

Nice Castlevania spoof

As a fan of Castlevania, and a not-so-devout christian, I enjoyed this.
The Jesus battle from a gameplay perspective could've been better.
Is it even theoretically possible to beat Jesus? The only way I could avoid the bombs was to commit suicide by jumping off the edge.
I am surprised you didn't make this longer, especially when you went to all the trouble of programming a game.

Ok game. Some amusement.

The game was pretty fun, but the priest was too easy and Jesus was too hard. It's to easy to walk off the edge. I had to jump around to get close to the edge or else I'd fall off and die. The secret scene was pointless. Nice use of sprites. Music was catchy, but that's about it.

In terms of the disupte, I am Jewish, so I don't believe in Jesus. I don't care that you made fun of God, too, because I don't believe that God is a giant hand or anything like that. I'm young and still a developing mind (only 13), but I think that I believe, like Einstein, in a Spinoza God. If you don't know who Baruch Spinoza is and think that he is SOME Jewish Rabbi guy, then you are sadly mistaken. He was a great philosopher excommunicated from Judaism for his beliefs. He consindered himself a Jew, but the Jews didn't like him. He believed that God is not a being, but all beings. The only thing in the universe is God. We are all a part of something bigger than us. When we die, we don't go to heaven or hell, we just die. Our minds, however live on as God. Our minds or souls don't exist seperately, but are together.

cool game :D

dude! I finally beat Jesus in this game :DD


but why couldn't I fight god... poo

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
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