Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


great game

that was the funniest game I've ever played


wow, great game they mate. Obvioudly alot of work has gone into that. And woohoo! I beat Jesus, that game is well fun make and i found out the secret button...But for everyone out there to know it! They have to beg me! Now bow at my feet! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Back in the day, I didnt even know what I-Mockery was. Then a random link on another site brought me to CastleVania: Priest Battle! I played it. I loved it. I followed the link at the end. And for five years I have been laughing my ass off! Except this and last year, where a drought of good new material caused me to lose interest. Come on, Rog! Make some more shit! (PickleMan's Green Thumb notwithstanding)

it was okay

well i liked it even though castlevania 2 was my least favorite lol/ keep up the good work

nice game...

...but how the hell do you kill jesus.

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
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