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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


^^Good Points^^
A very odd twist on Castlevania. I think it was rather funny how you presented this. The appearance of Jesus was unexpected, and fighting him was even more of a treat. I liked the music and sound effects, they were well placed.

^^Needs Improving^^
I thought the text went way too slow, and the scenes should have been controlled by the player more to speed things along.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

cool one

that was a neat game, and original as well in crossing Jesus and Castlevania. the Castlevania-theme to this game made it a lot of fun... though perhaps a little bad/controversial with Jesus... though it was still a lot of fun to play.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Decent Game

It's the perfect game for anyone who's ever wanted to kill Jesus. Controls take a bit of time, especially since you can't whip in mid-air. However, once you get use to it it become a little fun.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


For all of you wondering what the secret key is its "Hold down the <Shift> key and press the <8> key"

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yessssss mi amor mucho lol

omg that was so awesome
i really loved the game short but fun
just the only thing is that the controls are sketchy and the jesus battle was too easy to figure out the pattern well at least for me since im a video game fuck lmao
but very nice