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Castlevania Priest Battle

rated 2.98 / 5 stars
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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Great but bigotorial at the same time

IT was a great flash sprite animation and also a great storyline as castlevania is.

however im not gonna face this review with a bias opinion on Simons quest, but this was a blashpemous flash, please in the future, remember that there are some people that are divout jesus fans, as i also am catholic.

other than that, great!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


No offense, but I don't think it's a good idea to have this on here. I really disliked it and... I, personally, don't see how you could make something like this. It's just... well... wrong. And basically evil.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

evil rules.

fun. would've been funnier if it was jesus from MADNESS!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


funny game, but someone is gonna talk your ass to death for using jesus like some commie bastard, but it aint gon be me tho, i like that shit!


Rated 2 / 5 stars


it was good but were u supposed to face esus within 2 minutess of starting cause that's what happened to me