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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


its hard to jump when i jump i fall down down down down.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good.. But unholy D:

I'm a big fan of Castlevania, but i believe in god, the game is good, but very unholy, the priest is easy as hell, just evade the holy water and don't get him to the final of screen or he will hit u with a strong attack
And Jesus, is easy too, comparing him with Death from CastleVania 1

Here, the secret button is * from your Numeric Keyboard, and you will go to a Karate-Like game, where a big guy will "challenge" you, whip him once and you are the winner!!! LOL

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Honestly i can see why some people thought it was easy,but the whole thing was funny and the animation was good,so thumbs up dude.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Yesss!, I always wanted to kick the crap out of Jesus, that bastard. The game is funny, a decent game, I also like the alternative ending. A sequel against god would be great.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Blasphemy - a ticket to hell never been funnier LOL Not bad but could improve