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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game!

i found the secret key. and a cheat for beating jesus, just right click then click play. btw the secret key is *


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Damn I wish I knew how to make flash games, but I hate scripting....if you ever want to work on something with me email me (I'm the guy form video game director's cuts) sweet game, but how the hell do you get back to find the secret....i saw something about karate champ...but just text...

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Mockery responds:

Just like I told that guy, you just close the window and re-open the game again.

We'll add a "reset the game" button to the end credits soon just to make ya happy though heheh!

Thanks for the comments man, always enjoy your game movies, and we'll prolly get in touch with you about workin on a game/movie together sometime!

-Mr. Mockery


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

it was cool.

it was a cool game but how do you go back to town after completing the game? it just stays in the credits.

Mockery responds:

Oh that's ez, you just close the window and re-open the game again. Shouldn't be a problem since the game is already in your cache after you've played it once. Thanks to EVERYONE who's written all the great reviews so far, it's good to see all of our hard work finally paying off! =P


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Mockery does it again! I LOVE THIS MAN!

there should be more funkaliciously irreverant games like this. What Dogma was to movies, this is to newgrounds gaming! wooohaa for Rog and the i-mockery crew! (yes, he threatened to kill me if i didn't write a review for this game). I LOVED THIS GAME!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The person who scripted this game is sexy!

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