i cant beat jesus
Nice little diversion, but...
I don't appreciate seeing my Lord and Saviour being caricatured and mocked, but since you're going to hell anyway, I suppose we'll call this one even. 8^p
This was kinda fun, though!
THE SECRET BUTTON Is * ON THE NUMBER PAD.
it is surprising
SHIT!!! Jesus is fucking cheap! This was a great game but there is one drawback. Jesus is a cheap piece shit and the layout for his level sucks donkey balls. But other than that, it was cool.
Is it possible to kill Jesus?
Pros: Its a lot of fun to play and the concept of killing Jesus is funny.
Cons: The controls are bad enough that I can't stop myself from running into the water in the battle with Jesus.
Jesus is much harder to kill than the Priest, and we wanted it that way. (the guy has been nailed to a cross for a long time, he's GOT to be tough by now, right?) But it's VERY possible to kill him. A lot of people have killed him on the first try believe it or not! (which is pretty amazing, I sure as hell didn't kill him that easily, and I helped make the game!)
The way to beat Jesus is to watch for the pattern in which he moves. When he swoops down he's vulnerable. If you get too close to the edge, yes you'll fall in the water. So tap the opposite direction real quick and you won't fall in.
Thanks again for the comments, it's so good to see everyone is really enjoying this game we worked so hard on. Good luck on defeating Jesus!