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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Beautiful Blasphemy!

Thank you so much for this cathartic experience. I'll see you in hell. Know the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Jesus is hard!

Man, it's hard to beat Jesus. Or maybe I just suck. It's a hell of a game though.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

this games kicks ass

cool game

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Jesus Kicked my ass!!!

Damn got me playing for a while.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game

that, was a really good game. i give it a 5. btw, the secret button is..yeah right! figure it out yourself!!*