Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


i spy a glitch

there was a glitch where whilst you are fighting jesus, and you're near the middle pit...and a bomb hit you, you are stuck and unable to move and,jesus just passes through you, losing absolutely no health...other than that, good game

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Fun game, amusing dialogue, and points for that realistic Castlevania feel.Jesus was tough as hell, and I kept falling off and dying, reminding me of why I hate Megaman so much. XD

The anti-Christian aspects, like the "Slave" comment, is what brings this score down this low.

Awesome dialog!

I love the theme and the dialog. Make a longer adventure and nothing can stop you!

Lol the whip!

That was hilarious. Challenging jesus battle, I only barely beat him. Man that was packed full of true religeous humor. I thought I'd fall out of my chair when Simon was whipping Jesus at the end! Nine stars man, truely nice.

secret battle

its too easy just rapidly press "x" :/

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Credits & Info

2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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