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Calderbank 2

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Calderbanks problems with having no arms are behind him, but so to is his ability to walk

Now, with help from his friends, and a couple of mysterious strangers, he's back on the move again... and heading straight for trouble!

Thanks to Kan0 and Mr_Gobi for some catalogue artwork.

Calderbank do you call yourself a man?
IÂ’ve seen less pathetic things, sleeping in a pram,
Your practically a torso, just a lump of flesh and bone.
Or maybe IÂ’m wrong and your made out of foam.

Love him, we love him!
Even though he has no legs at all,
Love him, we love him!
Even though he has no legs.

Calderbank how do you move along,
You canÂ’t wear suspenders, though youÂ’d look good in a thong.
CanÂ’t see why your living, no, I never will
Your face disgusts me and it makes me want to kill.

No no no no no nono no legs, no no no nonono no no legs, no no no no no no nono no legs, even though he has no legs.

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it was ok.

It was funny but not quite as funny as the first. the doctors voice could have been better but maybe thats just me... But I admit I didnt see the face thing comming. luled me into a sense of security. good job. I love these songs, too btw. I hope you make Calderbank: you've got no face soon!

No face!

Yep, I knew he was going to lose his head or something like that at the end. I enjoyed this because once again, you went the extra mile and decided to not just stop after it seemed to end. I should have realized that the sequel would be about losing his legs, but I did not even think about that when watching the previous installment! It was nice I looked at your audio stuff before I reviewed your flash work. The voices were good in this. I really liked the funny body designs, especially the guy with the cat for a head.


o shite his face! and his legs! my god. y doesnt he just kill himself?


That was so messed up! was still a great watch. HAHA i didn't see the ending coming >.<

What was that???

That was so messed up and surreal, but still ten different kinds of amazing. Poor Calderbank. Your songs are getting better the more I hear them!