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Strategy Guide Ep. 4

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Aug 7, 2005 | 1:58 PM EDT

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    Strategy Guide Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!

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Welcome to Strategy Guide, hosted by everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien Guido, and his pet cow Jorge! This time Guido takes a ride through one of the most underrated games of all time with his delusional stoner brother, Consuelo. A good time is had by all!

This episode is about 7 1/2 minutes long, so go get a snacky cake!

Sorry folks, but there are no current plans for an episode five. Yea I know, it's too bad. I actually have TONS of unreleased footage from a lost episode I'd love to compile but I don't think the interest is there anymore. I've moved on to greener pastures!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man, I was wondering when this flash would come back. Great job all around, you made me want to play Consuelo all over again. Ah, the good old days. Anway, you also made me realize something, that the people that did the story lines for some of these NES games had to be high at the time...

Also I will never luck at poeple with that pet frogs the same way again.... perverts!

Kick Ass Job...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hum good, interesting, and well thought out.

I thought this was a very well made video game parody thingy. Oh and something that caught my eye creator, and maybe you could read this and tell me, why was the Eiffel tower in Tokyo, Japan? Just curious.

Needle responds:

It's supposed to be Tokyo Tower, however due to the source material and Flash's rendering abilities, it does kind of come off as the Eiffel Tower (you're not the first person to make this distinction. Not much I could do about it, unfortunately :/ In any event, I'm glad you enjoyed the cartoon!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fuckin' A.

I really enjoyed it :D. And I'm not just saying that because of my cameo. A few things I didn't like though, it gets a little dead in the middle. It was worth the wait though!

Needle responds:

I can see where you're coming from - the Slide Show is a little slow but I just had no way to spice it up! In any event, you're now a celebrity, can I have your autograph? :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


me and my friends love your show and missed it terribly, we're 80's kids who grew up lovin this shit, so we love hearing the crazy shit guido says! props on the humor and animation(and the fester's quest shot), which were top notch as always. guido is damn hilarious when he gets pissed, so keep that up! we'd like to suggest u do a NES game thats givin everyone a migrain at some point, one of the hardest NES games ever, battletoads, that would rool, plus u can rip on rare while your at it! anyways us gamers love your show and can truely appreciate it, thanx for not leaving us!

Needle responds:

It's good to back, thanks for being a fan! Battletoads is definitely on the to-do list for the future, as I grew up throwing controllers out windows over that game. Stay tuned, I'll be sure to provide more fun and laughs in the near future!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i waited 6 months for this?

Needle responds:

Oh Ron. Let's hope your ranting days are over this time.