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The premier episode of Peter Godly.
Peter teaches David an important lesson about Exodus 35:2 - With a .45 automatic.
2nd Episode available at http://www.newgrounds.co
Wow, that was so evil...I love it!!! I thought it was a great toon, makes good points. I must say I was kinda hoping when Peter mentions the "seventh day" and the fire in his eyes, the guy would say that Saturday is the seventh day, and Peter would be all like, "oh...ok, carry on." But that's just me, I like the direction you took. Nice job!
i hate fanatics.
Good job making fun of those damned fanatics that take the bible literally. Not only is the sabbath really saturday, but Jesus worked on the sabbath. Stick that in your sacrifice pit and burn it, fanatics. Good job Bill.
... this flash is great. Religious Jesus freaks are wacked out, and showing that is God's work. As for the last review, I don't think he's going for total accuracy. All religious texts - Bible, Torah, Koran, etc... can be used to justify anything by isolating specific areas. He may be oversimplifing that point, but it's fuckn' flash man. This is how preachers and ministers manipulate and brainwash the masses that follow them into doing the horrible acts that have been commited under their names. Plus, I don't think the character was Jewish.
Keep making more!
Only sacrifice at the tent of meeting
Good one, however the sumbission neglects the following:
"This is what the LORD has commanded. If anyone of the house of Israel slaughters an ox or a lamb or a goat in the camp, or slaughters it outside the camp, and --does not bring it to the entrance of the tent of meeting--, to present it as an offering to the LORD before the tabernacle of the LORD, he shal be held guilty of bloodshed; he has shed blood and he shall be cut off from the people"
and, concering this
"Ther shall be a statute forever to them throughout their generations"
Man, this is the story of my life. I live in Mormon Utah, and am Atheist, in a school full of mormons, you wouldn't believe how much they disregard me. One girl got pissed because I was drinking coffee, and that was against the word of wisdom. Wtf? Anyways, thanks for the laughs.
An elf and dwarf roam a fantasy realm on blood thirsty quests for treasure and glory.
Who needs all those utilities anyway?
Happy Two-thousand-whatever... my friends!
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