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Alkie Kong

rated 3.79 / 5 stars
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Jul 15, 2005 | 7:48 PM EDT

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Remake +dranking to much of the original Donkey Kong! 30 levels,3 dope minigames, scoreboard and SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS. Enjoy, and don't play while driving.

If you get a black screen, try refreshing the page (F5)

For those saying it's to hard please leave a review saying wether you're playing easy or hard mode, AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND PRACTICE. :)



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER otherwise its a nice game

PsychoGoldfish responds:

MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE AN EASY PART TO IT, oh wait, there is one, haha.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good though frustrating

This is not a bad remake at all. Graphics wise it was close and kind of humorous with the cut-scenes. Nice fitting style. Sound didn't shut off no matter how many times I pressed 's' so I got a little annoyed and didn't like the music you chose. Nothing too violent that isn't in the original DK but the cut scenes are less tame and the introduction has blood. Only annoying thing about this game is the b33r barrles don't seem to roll in any pattern so getting to the top seems more like luck than skill. Still worth a try. Good job with this game.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

In the original DK the barrels were the same, but damn near tracked you down a bit. Also the fire thingy was way more tightly controled and followed you all the way.
Thanks for playing though. :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A superb display of graphical and gameplay genius

Even though I suck ass at the damn thing, it's easily the best game I've seen in a while. Next, I suggest some kind of cross between Arkanoid and teats.

Can't go wrong with teats.

In summary, this game is awesome. Play it till your eyes bleed bayebee!

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Teats make the world go 'round, :D.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, GREAT.

I really liked that game, it had just the right mix of novelty and gameplay. Also, being a huge fan of the old school ganes, I really appreciated the whole Donkey Kong theme.

The animation and music suited the style really well, and the whole thing was nicely presented, with an intro, and menu, and what not. Different modes were also a plus, although I have only tried the hard mode so far.

Anyway, it was fun for the whole fmaily. I'm hoping to see this one make the frontpage soon. Great work guys.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Hehe,likewise, ;). Thanks.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG I loved it =)

I can see Jumpman heading up to DK in my dreams, and this brings me riiiiiiiiiiiight back.
I always knew Pauline was a slut, lmao.

Great job on the tribute, I've been waiting to see this, lol

I was on lvl 27 though when my comp froze and wouldnt continute running, even though i waited almost an hour ='(

Amazing game though, I'll try it again when I have time to pull my hair out again.

The graphics should be how they are, and the sound reminds me of the repetitive old Ninty music, thats why i graded it high.

You stayed very true to the original. EXCEPT IT WASNT THIS DAMN HARD!!! rotfl

Maybe i should have done easy *-)

well, the mini-games ruled too, especially the star wars tribute, lol

Keep up the great work

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Hehe. Glad you enjoyed it so much.