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Claveman Ep. 5/5 Alphanzo

rated 4.07 / 5 stars
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Jun 22, 2005 | 12:06 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place June 23, 2005

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Grab yourself a good lookin T: laveman

here's to the 5/5 keepin it sick
twisted to max and im never gonna quit
to hell im gonna quit never gonna sit
cuz bitch you aint got nothin
nothin on this
so suck my biscuit
cuz you aint got that style
and your veins are running dryer
and im pumpin that butter
so you best quit denying



Rated 4 / 5 stars


This series kept me in stitches the whole way... although may I ask when/if there will be a conclusive ending to the series? It's been like a year now =(


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rock on.

I'm tired of all these bastards givin'the author suggestions and counterpoints about the episode, especialloy when THE GUY CAN'T FIX IT. Also, quit actin'like YOU own the cartoon. Like

"It's okay,if you just do this stuff,it'll be better though,okay?"

Well, stop it. Jus'review the flash! This isn't fuckin'critic's corner!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


To Megasquid_Man, seriously? I can see your first point, but it's obvious he's wrote the whole thing before he made even the second episode, maybe even before the first, so I doubt the spoofs will end, unless he has previously decieded so. Your second point... WTF? He screams twice in this one... Once when Juluh throws the forks at him, and twice when Captian Mo' is trying to take his biscuits. Your third point... wasn't even funny... manipulating biscuits... horrid!

Anyway, this one was good. It was still up there in the craziness. I'm working on making a Claveman fan site. I have some media I'm creating for it. One thing I have been working on is scripts for all the episodes. I'm also hoping for a fan art section, I've draw a few things like Claveman and Juluh. lol Hey, when's Betatron to be released? I figure soon, but should it atleast be out by the end of this year?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ok, here's a few tips for you:

Yeah, I liked it from the beginning, but I'm seeing a bad trend with you:

#1: NO.. MORE... CARTOON CAMEOS!!! The Butter Battle thing was ok, but once you added P/Yokémon and Meatwad, along with other nonsense, it seems like less your cartoon, and more blatant "Oooh! Watch this, ma'uh-fuggers!". Stick to original characters, dude. THAT'S where you shine, ma'uh-fugger!

#2: Uhm... maybe I'm old fashioned (or just don't like screaming to the point where the recording is garbled... which is MORE likely), but I think you scream too much in this episode. You're probably are saying to yourself, "Well... THIS MEANS I'M NOT SCREAMING ENOUGH!!!!11", but the thing is... no... you scream plenty, and that's the problem.

#3: More crossbows that launch exploding chainsaws... or buttered biscuits... or... BUTTERED BISCUITS THAT HAVE CROSSBOWS THAT LAUNCH EXPLODING CHAINSAWS!!! (lol, just kidding... OR AM I?!)

So... in summary:

•No more cammeos (or cammeros), stick to originality.
•Loudness = a TEENY bit too much.
•Just do what you do best... OR THE BUNNY GETS IT!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i love this series, but whens betatron commin?

man, its been so long, i hope the new episode betatron is gonna be awesome and worth it