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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature May 25, 2005
  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


good job, i thought it was pretty damn funny.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Omfg lol

OLIOLIOOOOOOO!!! I thought I was gonna die before snake judging by how much I laughed.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice XD

Best MGS parody on the site :) What song was that playing during crab battle anyway? I can't place it for some reason T_T


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hop damn, I'm crying! I was thinking, "Man, why is this a parody? It's so cool!" And then the cave demon!!! Bwuhahahaha! Oh that's fricking genius. I was like, "Oh shit! Watch out Snake!" and Snake was all "Crab battle!" and I just couldn't stop laughing. And then that guy who hacked into the frequency!!! Damn man.

Well before it got hilarious, I could really appreciate his voice. It sounded incredibly like David Hayter's, which isn't easy to mimic. The voice actors were fantastic! And of course, the music was great too =D

Graphics were well done, and the pupil of his right eyeball contrasted so much with his left he looked fantastically retarded. Oh poor Snake. It's amazing how he was still cool, and yet so dopey. I'm amazed that's a possible combination. Must've been the voice. Anyway, bravo! Great movie!!


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

that crab completely rocks

nice work
excelent voices
bloody and funny at the same time

just a piece of art
there's nothing to say

just do some more