lolol my version...
"Dude, OMG there's a gang of ninja here!"
friend, co-worker, etc: "I just noticed, WTF do we do??!"
"Stay calm... Make sure you catch the shuriken and throw it back, steal the sword and then we'll go from there."
friend/coworker/etc: *Does so, as do you*
"Alright, now we... Get a-choppin'!"
teh moral: even ninja can be beaten with timing, patience and skill(i myself have my own kenjutsu/kenryu, i know how to use a sword, and i also have my own taijutsu style, both of which i devoloped on my own), so don't fret, even if they are uber trained assassins. "If they try to kill you, you try to kill them back!"
btw i've been learning some nihongo, so i know how to say some stuff in Japanese...
anyway, really kool animation.