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The problem: Ninja
The solution: This cartoon
For those wondering: most sounds made by mouth and bloody eyeball toy


lolol my version...

"Dude, OMG there's a gang of ninja here!"

friend, co-worker, etc: "I just noticed, WTF do we do??!"

"Stay calm... Make sure you catch the shuriken and throw it back, steal the sword and then we'll go from there."

friend/coworker/etc: *Does so, as do you*

"Alright, now we... Get a-choppin'!"

teh moral: even ninja can be beaten with timing, patience and skill(i myself have my own kenjutsu/kenryu, i know how to use a sword, and i also have my own taijutsu style, both of which i devoloped on my own), so don't fret, even if they are uber trained assassins. "If they try to kill you, you try to kill them back!"

btw i've been learning some nihongo, so i know how to say some stuff in Japanese...

anyway, really kool animation.

Anyone who has ever seen a kung-fu movie

This was hilarious. Absolutely wonderful, in fact I am going to watch The Sword of Doom right now. Rock on!


just excellent

Thank You

Thank you very much for this information . Because of this flash I was able to survive 5 ninja attacks in the past two months. Oh and a wooden broom works much better than a plastic one. I have the missing finger to prove it.

good advice

wow. now i can fend off all those dang ninjas that try and attack me!

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Credits & Info

4.08 / 5.00

Jul 8, 2001
4:36 PM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily Feature July 9, 2001