"Epic Battles" Ep.1

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This is the first in hopefully a series of episodes based on the table top and RTS universe of Warhammer 40K. If you've played the game you'll find this funny, if you haven't then... I hope you find it funny anyways.



loved it! play Space Marines myself. love the way you show the Emperor!! and rofl at eldar on the roof... that's just so gay i lmao

Umm... yeah, i think its crap.

im not meaning to be a jerk, but im a big Warhammer 40,000 geek and when i see things like this they seem more like an insult than a tribute, so...

1. Space marines aren't drafted (Imperial Guard does the draft thing) They use a selection process to eliminate the weaker neophytes. Its usualy a tournament involving tests of endurance, concentraton, fitness, and skill in hand to hand combat, and many of the Neopytes die during the hand to hand combat (many chapters actualy encourage the neophytes to kill their oponent). So in order to be a consentious(i probably didnt spell that corectly) objector you would have to fight and posibly kill another Neophyte (hell you may even end up fighting your brother or best friend). As a matter of fact a consentious obector would probably be executed on grounds of heresy. (Oh and the Librarians probaby do a screening of some sort.)

2. the whole emperor bit was realy inacurate, it would have fit the 40k universe better if they complained about the fact that every day psykers die just to keep him alive.

3. the weapons the marines were carying were all wrong. As far as i can remember the only space marines that can carry two bolt pistols are Chaos Space Marines, Raptors to be specific (if im wrong let me know.) the only marine weapons i saw in the entire thing were bolt pistols.

sorry... if i keep goin im probably gonna get caried away and get in trouble.

but in general i think that if its meant to be a tribute at least folow the guidelines set by the rulebook and codexes(spelling?) kay.

Thats some funny shit

Man, thats one of the first warhammer 40k comedy flahses that i have ever seen. It was done well, and i hope to see more.

Good but lacking in some of the details

This was pretty good, but I guess i'm too huge of a 40k nerd to give this a full rating. If you make another one, i'd recommend making a reference to the fact that the emperor is basicly a living corpse. Also note that anyone who criticizes the emperor would probibly be shot on the spot.

Otherwise it was pretty funny and well executed. Keep up the good work.

that was very funny!!!!!!!!!1

i loved sum of the jokes easier to understand if u play warhammer like me keep up the good work i wish i could do flash movie i have sum good ideas.
everwhat......................whatever lol

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4.31 / 5.00

May 13, 2005
4:21 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place May 14, 2005