And this is where CSI:Miami got their idea for their protagonist and opening; all that is lacking is the screaming part, which you experienced moments earlier upon reading the introduction to my review.
For some reason, I seem to find your work more... better as I become more intoxicated. For example. I knew the ending quote before it was announced. It's like a sixth sense, I know. Like a drunk sense. Perhaps my comments make more sense after a few drinks, too. Hopefully I get funnier too. *SIGH*
So much more than Crabs.
This has left me both bemused and moderately erect. I declare this a masterpiece.
The smooth jazz arouses me.
Seriously, i loved this before i loved Weed Drought.
Fernando is unattractive the the male specimen. But to ladies, he is FERNANDO!!!!
You need more Sexington in your later flashes. Because he's an awesome villain.
lol shits pretty funny