I am the master at this!
I showed this game to my german-speaking grandfather and he thought it was hilarious! Your game is quite possibly the best thing in newgrounds! Can you add new levels? And can you add points for techniques? like the "marksman twist" and the "Shiang kais shaq?" dont forget the other famous jacking maneuvres like the "double dragon dabble" and the "babushka burner" or especially the "laughing lizarman!" If you dont know how to o those... you are an unfortunate man. Anyway, i loved this game, the best part was the noises at the end! you should also make the noises customiseable, like making it a groan or a monkey screech, or even a classic "Whoaoaoaooooohwhoa!" YOU ARE A GENIUS! My Grandpa says you need to wash "deine henden" or buy a few "gummis." You are a god!