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The game freezes on me too much and I know its not my computer cuz i have fastes internet possible. :P
Author Comments
After realizing his wife will never come out of her vegetative state, Michael Schiavo decides that he needs someone to pleasure him and obviously a squash isn't going to do so. You play as Michael Schiavo and must avoid the feeding tubes and reach Terry before her bitch mother does.
Controls :
arrow keys to move
This is the first game from Swell Productions; A flash-game company created by Star Syndicate founders, SixStar and SevenStar. We have left the Star Syndicate in order to create these games so please vote fairly, and if you feel inclined to do so, review.
Enjoy!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA Best game on newgrounds for sure, take that Terry Schiavo!!!
YEAH WHAT HE SAID FUCK GOD
YEA FUCK HIM THAT FAT LAZY ASS BASTARD SITTIN ON HIS THROAN EATING A SNICKERS
everybody's OWN choice
world needs more games like this!!
great idea, nice style, rocks!
EVERYONES GOT A RIGHT TO DIE
fcuk you conservative god believing americans
goooooooooooooood
I LIKED IT AND I AM NOT SOME SENSITIVE PUSSY IT WAS GOOD WORK