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This is my first movie, etc. etc. blah blah blah.

After a week of fiddling around with flash, I came up with this short flash movie which is actualy based on a true story. Yeah, I know the art sucks (I have artistic talent, really! Drawing with a mouse is like drawing with my left hand!) and there is no pre-loader. Just call this a "learning experience" for me, in my quest to be the best flash artist ever! I did learn a lot, and I guaranteee that my next movie will kick major butt.

And sorry 56k users! I'll do better next time!

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Actually funny story :) Very cool!


Oh I'm so offended!!!!

Wait ...no I'm not.
And that's half the problem, right there... the flash wasn't good enough to offend me...

If you're going to do something like this again, cut the crappy R and B music. There are only a few people who can use music well in a flash animation....judging by that, you're not one of them. A little bit more stupid voices and some chatroom type dialogue. Eg-

*Enfuriated Hamster gives you a red rose* "It has anthrax in it you know" (awww bless)

As far as the 'being offensive to women' bit goes...meh... It's all in the reading of it, I prefer to look at it as though the guy was dumb enough to fall for it. The only thing I maybe found offensive about the flash was that the Internet allows ugly people to have relationships....but then I've always found that offensive.

Bottom Line: Ugly people shouldn't mate...they only end up having ugly children.

I don't know what the last poster was thinking...

Then again, I know at least one girl who thinks that this is insensitive when most girls act like this one way or another. -_- I liked the animation but the style was a lot different than arrogancy (I liked that but that's because I am an anime-freak!) However, I wished that the damn thing didn't loop back to the beginning like that.

my opinion is worthless because i'm a girl (.)(.)

but i'm giving it to you anyway!


ps- will some girls please make some flash movies too, i'm getting tired of this SHIT....I'd do it myself but my brother won't teach me how to use flash. because i'm a girl and I'm TOO STUPID

Oh, i mean, hooray for misogyny! I heart money from guys and I give sex in exchange for it! All women are sluts and whores! Doo moor of dem boobess nakeds b/c boys like boobzorz!!! pwn!11!!!

Newgrounds.....liberal bias my ASS...


I loved that its relly good. You did it like it acualy happend to you.

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3.49 / 5.00

Jun 28, 2001
9:01 PM EDT