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Callgirl of Cthulhu

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ok, getting a lot of "octopus thingy" and whatnot type questions. so to set the record straight:
who is Cthulhu?
The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever.
my 2nd flash! made it for you guys and the h.p. lovecraft film festival.
you might not get it if you havent read lovecraft, but its still friggin funny. btw, jen is my wife irl, and i really have that many tattoos.

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and from that point onward he knew never to question Cthulhu again. the end

did I miss something

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in that situation, shouldn't Cthulhu have blown up the guy's head instead? He was the one pestering them after all.

KABOOM!

cthluhu...what a prick

tehehe

thats friggin awesome!!!

it was funny and used simple wisecracks to get your point across. (or was it just random?) any way it could use a better graphics set and subtitles. (even if you dont its still hilarious!)

Cthulhu Rocks!!!

Flash was great, there should be more flash vids like this. People should know about things like this, H.P. Lovecraft is a genius.

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