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The long awaited sequel
This is just pointless. If I wanted to see someone dance about to music, I could have either a) watched any number of videos on Youtube and been just as unimpressed or b) went to a strip club and had a much better time. I don't see the relevance of this entry here on Newgrounds, when there is no Flash skills really required for this entry.
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Oh, I needed a good laugh. I enjoyed it, you made my day and Tiger_Chick can go play with herself because she apparently has no sense of humor. Good choice of music and I salute you and your bravery it takes a lot of guts to do something like that. I don't think I could do something like that. I'm sending this one to my friends, AND KEEP UP THE LAUGHS! :)
summarise: Embarassing and a cringe to watch
Oh dear what can I say? If this is really a sequel (and apparently a 'long awaited' one at that) I really am glad I haven't watched the first, I really don't think this kind of bad flash is something you should be proud about making a sequel to...
First off, the graphics of the flash. Well I think it would be unfair to give this a good graphics score based mainly on the fact that it's recorded, which it shouldn't really be - I mean come on you could at least draw this yourself, this is a FLASH site. Recording yourself on this site is pretty original but not in a good way, it just seemed like a lazy effort to me as though you couldn't be bothered to make any of your own graphics whilst you make fools of yourself. And when I know the author hasn't put much effort into an aspect of the flash, I can't see the positive side to it as much. Even if the content of the flash is terrible so please try to improve it's chances just a little at least - add your own funky background and use animated cartoon characters to this rather than yourselves.
Sound is sadly the best aspect of this flash, the song is decent enough and to be honest I enjoyed listening to this a heck of a lot more than I did watching it. This is one of the very few flashes I found that it actually PAYS to sit there with your ears wide open and your eyes closed very tightly. Just ignore that painfully bad miming and re-acted of yours and it's not so bad.
Unfortunately, as you've probably guessed the point and content is where this flash plummets to rock-bottom so badly. And it's not even based solely on the fact that you didn't take this seriously and tried very little with it - the actual content is bad too. I mean I even found this painful watch, it actually made me cringe as I watched you and co. dance about embarrassing yourselves. It wasn’t enjoyable at all in a long shot; it really made me feel uncomfortable as I watched a man with only a thong (well, that’s what I thought it was anyway) on dance about, I don’t find that thing funny just surprising and very embarrassing even to me. So blatantly obvious is it that you tried to be funny with us and look cool by dancing around to 'club-style music' by trying to dance around ‘hip’ hop and actually look cool trying to appear sexy. Hmm, very. but that's where you failed; your miming leaves a lot to be desired and nobody finds watching people bop about pretending to sing long to music particularly enjoyable, if you think about it you didn't actually DO anything. In fact, the only reason I have this a 0 is because even this is better than a flash like ‘B’ with a letter placed onto a background; the only thing I liked was the fact that there was some dancing in it, and I liked dancing. Ah and just one more thing on this section of the flash. That ‘shaking camera’ of yours? Oh yeah I really felt it made the flash dramatic and funky as it shook up and down the screen in a seizure-like manner. Yup, it really made the coolness of the flash stand out…
In Conclusion this flash leaves a lot to be desired and I'm afraid I can't make any suggestions on how to improve it - the best thing is to get rid of it, it's not enjoyable and this kind of thing won't be because it's the aspect of the flash that's so bad. I'm sorry to be giving such a negative review, but it's a shame that you tried so hard to be cool and funny and failed so badly. That recording style always comes back to haunt me. Are you trying to be the next 'Numa Numa'? Because no, that's not a good thing.
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lol just by reading this, i can tell you think you're SOOO right. When in reality you're so wrong.. *shakes head*
i hope i never have to see the thong dance again
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