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Faucet In Hand (ep1)

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This really happened to me. I cried for a while, but I got better. The Tanger Chronicles is an epic Tale where Tanger Loses his best friend and has to choose whether it lives...or dies. His best friend is his boner, coincidentally.
*Edit* I accidentally used the soundless version. Sorry ^^;

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tht was the gayest thing ever

i want to bitch slap u until u cry! this was gayer then jack from will and grace! u do not deserve to own a computer anymore! this was horrible! im sorry if i made the 5 year old who wrote this cry but his mom should stop letting him sneek into the porn section in his parents bedroom! this was the stupidest peice of SHIT ever! 1 more thing 2 say..... GET OFF CRACK! EXtasy will not help u with your problems! NO MORE WRITING FOR U! id call u retarted but tht would be an insult to everyone mentally challanged! Watch college university every1! thts a bomb seirese... unlike this this sucked.

OMFG WTF AWESOME

I LOVE IT, SWEET LUSTFUL NECTER WATER! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK TANGER AND FRIENDS! WE ALL AWAIT YOUR 2ND EPISODE!

TangMcGee responds:

J0o loves it? Then shake my hand, because i love it too. So much I'll pop a boner in it's honour.

a movie of epic proportions!! boners and all

this anmation was so good i didn't even projestile vomit or anything!!!. if you haven't seen this animation and voted 5 i will personaaly chop pff your boner and feed it to my cat, if your a girl and you didn't vote i have no choice but to never have sex with you i know its harsh but its the rules. it even inspired me to start the "save the boner's foundation" the third largest boner charity on the net!!!!

TangMcGee responds:

Sex? With women? You sicken me merciful sir. Go dip your boner in a martini and perhaps drink a little of it, though it's not compulsory.

Boneriffic

Dude.....you guys = teh awesomez0rz. what evr aspired u guys to replace a guys wang with a faucet is beyond me, but hell, it made me laugh so hard i not only creamed my pants, but i also rose 6 inches off my seat. i am eagerly awaiting ur next episode, and i just want to i love u guys!!!1

May the boner be with thou!!!1!! <_<>_>

TangMcGee responds:

I'm heartened by your enthusiasm. By the way, that must have been one large pillow you were sitiing on, 6 inches indeed.

Seriously offended

I don't know what to say... I loved the dialogue, "type type type type..." and the music in outer space had me laughing as well. I think I really learned a lot from the first episode of Faucet in Hand. It's an underrated masterpiece... heheehee. Well done!

I anxiously await episode two.

TangMcGee responds:

I too anxiously await my next visit to the bathroom...and Episode Two.

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Score
3.93 / 5.00

Uploaded
Mar 12, 2005
5:22 AM EST