-10 Million Zillion Ba-Tra-Nillion Stars!
On behalf of the American people, WE'S GOTS FREEDOM! I AM A W00T!
How dare you question our obvious superiority! We're told we have freedom, so not only must it be true (lies and falsehood are a liberal Jew myth, by the way), but that makes us better than everyone else! Also, we have guns and Bibles, which makes us right on both a physical AND spiritual level! Humility and questioning our dominance is for the gays, which we aren't! Seriously! We're totally secure with our sexuality, which is why we can't stop calling every fuckin' thing in the world gay!
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to support the troops we collectively hold ownership over by placing a bumper sticker on my truck! THAT will surely protect them from explosions, offer them speedy recovery in our urine-free hospitals, and keep them from dying under bridges! No, really! Bumper stickers really DO support those hundreds of thousands of homeless war veterans, some of which are dying under bridges while a bunch of writers are having a temper tantrum! I mean, not dying! Because the bumper stickers...they grant immortality! Yeah! And...they aren't homeless, either!
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-Tabris