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Eulogy For 'Howto choose a Secratary'

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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

06-18-01 – 12-14-11

Author Comments

Here, Enjoy, Choose a secratary!

Reviews


Masta-KillahMasta-Killah

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmmm...yeah

kick ass movie,or show rather.


ZAlexZAlex

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice...good tits...i mean tips.

Well it apears sex sells, it could have used a little work but overall it was funny and had good resolution on the "pictures". The Homer Simpson voice was a nice touch. keep up the good work. now only if i can arrest some bigun's......


crobailcrobail

Rated 5 / 5 stars

god bless you

Watch this and give it a four or at least a 3. Its a much watch film. Make more.


vdibvvdibv

Rated 4 / 5 stars

make more

i like it. nobody should give this under a 6.


dancinghotdogdancinghotdog

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the best thing since anything

thanx for the free and unexpected hard-on, mr. the anarchy


Bad-Lil-KittyBad-Lil-Kitty

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHA

I'm sorry but that was the most funniest thing i have ever saw.


lipservicelipservice

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

fuck that

yeah, so I'm a woman, nut that does'nt mean I can't have an opiniiion. Though, I guess I would do the same when it comes to male secretarys. Mmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . .
Now that's a video I could watch. :-)


username2username2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

nice naked chicks

the animation was non-existent, but the pics make up for it.


RTflashRTflash

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hah

those chicks had really really really big tits!!! LIKE REALLY BIG TITS! for small people those are a pair of big tits i'll tell u.


Mr-SpazMr-Spaz

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Decent idea.

The commentary was funny, if poorly spelled. The concept was entertaining in the over-blown humor kind of style. Not too bad.


neoburn13neoburn13

Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was funny as hell

i liked it. but that is really how they choose. so quit your bitchin.


GalimoreGalimore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

heh

Slammin'


MarklarMarklar

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Only 2 of the girls were hot...

Only 2 were hot....the rest were grosse.


Darkened-MasterDarkened-Master

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not very funny

You could see this in porn sites. Quite simple. How did it get up so far?


gamehead310gamehead310

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hehehe..

where do u get this from?


medstar29medstar29

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

(ala homer simpson...)

ohhhhohhhohhhhhohoohohhhhhhhoo ooohhhhhhhh................... ...............yeah.... me likie......oooohhhhoooohhhhhho oooooooooooooooo............


hoopdreamahoopdreama

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game looks very good.

I agree with the ending . Could of had better lokkin chicks


SpawnX002ZSpawnX002Z

Rated 5 / 5 stars

God bless you

your the best writer ive ever seen please make more and ive been trying to make a good web-site i was just wondering if you could help me with it please respond . plus if you gave this a bad review licks there Mom douch bag which for you idiots who dont know what it is its a bag which women use to wash out their pussy or the kitty cat or the bush or Mrs.Harry who comes out at night.Peace Anarchy please respond.P.S my hamster Willow died Soth Park rocks and so does my Mom


DoodypuddingDoodypudding

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

tits and ass

Ok, so its just pics with some speech at the end, but it has tits and ass in it, so let the good times roll!!!!!


Disk-tDisk-t

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game!

need I say more?


BlakeMPBlakeMP

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool, man

Hey, anything with this much pointless, gratuitous nudity is fine by me.


PriKedELiKPriKedELiK

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol

this is funny and shows a creative use of hard pix archives.........
congrats


rapmaster-501rapmaster-501

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW

This was great, you should make more stuff like this!


GatormanGatorman

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

he he

Ironically, I had to fire my secretary last week, so this comes at a very good time. Really! Hope it wasn't stolen, because it has many things that I love including HOMER SIMPSON. Oh well, guess it probably was stolen. Whatever. If your gonna steal something, at least show me some t&a. Thank you Mr Anarchy.


sleepy420sleepy420

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ya thats what its like

what eals do you look for in good head i mean a good secratiry nice jugs with nice well i enjoyed it


mic-master-miggsmic-master-miggs

Rated 2 / 5 stars

pretty funny....

aint dat da truff


scarychickenscarychicken

Rated 3 / 5 stars

That was prety good.

Try this: Press the button real fast. You get to see it all while homer says, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm incapasitating


punisher1punisher1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hehehe

T & A all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TomoyoTomoyo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

'mmm, incapasitating' indeed

verrrrry nice, verrrry well done, yet so true!


terroristswinterroristswin

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Horrible...

Ok well nice try throwing 15 frames together and calling it a flash movie. that was total shit. the only reason youre movie is somewhat popular because you had some naked girls with big tits in there. lucky for you, 12 year old retards often enjoy these types of movies, and vote 5 on it. otherwise your movie was pretty crappy, if it was longer and had better graphics it woulda been alright.


CandyCorpse5000CandyCorpse5000

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

theyre greeaat!!

wow, although its not much of a game, i managed to beat out 3 orgasms from watching this movie. Awesome tits, awsome pussys, absolutely grade A masterbation material!


ThunderBolt2001ThunderBolt2001

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hahahahahahaha

this is pretty good. make more if you can. an idea would be to make one on what to do to your secretary.


zero489zero489

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good Job

Good Job man keep it up.


pryo-manaicpryo-manaic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is GREAT !

Who ever thought of this is a genious,thank you.


danceboydanceboy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The most enjoyable click in a long time.

Bravo, a wonderful piece of work...what the net was made for. (I am of course referring to the brilliant and ironic use of post-feminist, new-laddish humour and the way it makes us question the role of the secratary as the office sex object and only position available for women in the workplace. Smash that glass ceiling sisters!!! I'll be right behind you (especially if you are wearing that very short skirt...mmmm...minis!)


deeplogicdeeplogic

Rated 2 / 5 stars

hormone fodder

nothing else reall going on here but a desperate chance for adolescent male america to drool in unison. however, those seeking porn have better places to go than NG, so it's best to leave porn to porn sites.


outsider14outsider14

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

mAKES ME WANNA DANCE

GREAT GAME NEXT TIME GET TIGHTER CHICKS AND I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY


TRIX-RULES-UTRIX-RULES-U

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice, good humor. That was exactly what i expected

when i looked at the name, i thought PORN. hahahahah


Scorch-of-CourseScorch-of-Course

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

that was really cool

I liked it, good job. where did you get those pics!


simplesaviorsimplesavior

Rated 2 / 5 stars

yeah okay...

yeah...theres a lot of pics of nude chicks out there. but can you at least try to find better ones?


RamiusRamius

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I want to say "Cute" but its really not cute.

Worthwhile, I mean, its short, and funny idea. I didn't laugh out loud but it didn't waste my time either. I agree with the other guy (the one b4 me)--the women could look better. But then again, unless you're some porno-king, you can't be picky.


The-DawGThe-DawG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great

That was great. Those ladies had some nice bodies.


shubootyshubooty

Rated 4 / 5 stars

it was good to look at!

it was very good to look at!


sNaRkYsNaRkY

Rated 5 / 5 stars

NiCe

I thought that the movie was great! And for all you people who said that you seen it a million times and say to give it a zero cuz its old, why did'nt you put it on NG? That was a funny movie!


WildkatWildkat

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

4 the guys

you wanted naked hot women this is it i was so surprised 2 see this it was still funny though i wish they had one for the girls( a man secretary) ya know


BeetardBeetard

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This is a game???

Somewhat funny, but why is it in with the games? You don't control anything and it's more like an adult greeting card that you would get on blue mountain or something.


VulfenVulfen

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not all that fun, I wouldnt call it a game really.

Its an accurate and biting commentary on the common hiring practices of corporate america. Way to go in that aspect. Otherwise its really just an excuse for guys to look at porn. *yawn*


fuckface-clockfuckface-clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

COEL!!!

MEAK MORE I LOEV THESE PR0NZ PICTAURESDS!!!


Gladiator-007Gladiator-007

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love Boobs!

This is The best.. Da,m, i wish I could have a secretary like that!


Skater-Dude123Skater-Dude123

Rated 3 / 5 stars

that it old news dude

ive had this on my harddrive for like .......3 years and u didnt make it u just put the little next buttin at the bottom but it is
pretty funny and i liked it


ChiHawkChiHawk

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ripoff

I saw this somewhere else..You stole it


Shady-KriminalShady-Kriminal

Rated 2 / 5 stars

SHWING

This is a ripoff of someone else...the name of the person escapes me. But, I do salute the women with a great big shwing!


mahawamahawa

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice, :P Gimmie Women

Great, this is the best game ive played on Newgrounds yet, i bet people have played better but im new and i like this game :)


JayW7JayW7

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Boobies! Yehaw!...... moron

I hope everyone realizes that that first part of the summary was a joke. This is yet another bunch of porn pics designed as a game, but with none of the fun of the Dress Up games or those fake Britney pic montages. The only redeeming part is that it was a little humorous, but nothing even close to special.


roverrover

Rated 1 / 5 stars

this could be a lot better

you should add more tips


evan-the-terribleevan-the-terrible

Rated 3 / 5 stars

cool make a sequal

yah make more tips ....alot more tips


assassin1004assassin1004

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it was ok

u need to make it alittle longer


creatinecreatine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice,Make It Alil Longer

I liked it alot it needs to be alil longer but it gets 2 thumbs up


Plenty-O-TeethsPlenty-O-Teeths

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Delicious

I was expecting some kind of game or funny joke. I liked this much more


StRyCxStRyCx

Rated 5 / 5 stars

it was fun!

i thought this would've been a game but my penis and i liked it just the way it was... i know everyone will like this... i had alot of fun... keep this up!


emperor2kemperor2k

Rated 4 / 5 stars

if the interviewing process was this easy...

I found this to be extremely amusing. This was simple, but great to look at over and over again. Keep up the good work.


XwaynecoltXXwaynecoltX

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hahah very very good

wow i liked this one, i really needed a wake up call like that one, great job, on that, wheeew that made my day, heheheheheh...


red-dragon05red-dragon05

Rated 3 / 5 stars

great!!

make another 1 called how to chose a female superstar!!


wayfastwhiteywayfastwhitey

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmm

the second chicks hot id do her in the ass the first chick i would tit fuck make more!


bullfrawg31bullfrawg31

Rated 5 / 5 stars

man!

number 1 and number 2 are deff milfs hell yeah make more please


xboxlad11xboxlad11

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good game

its a pretty good game but could be longer and more interactive


Daedo-The-MofoDaedo-The-Mofo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

No effort.

I think you should move away from this kind of entry, where all you are doing is finding thingsthat were mildly popular on the internet and submitting them in a Flash slideshow. It smacks of no effort and you get the feeling that you wanted to submit something to the Portal, but didn't have the time nor the inclination to make something original. Come on, you can easily do better than this!

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3.06 / 5.00