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A Synthetic Christmas

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Dec 21, 2004 | 1:45 PM EST

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Author Comments

An atypical Christmas short. Enjoy.

EDIT: Since people want to know, here's how I did the Jesus voice:

I recorded myself simply speaking in a monotone voice, and also recorded a guitar track.

Then I used the vocoder in my Cool Edit Pro software. It's an effect that basically combines the two sounds, so it sounds like my guitar is talking. Also, there's two parts to the voice, a higher and lower part that I tried to harmonize. So his voice actually IS music.

I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I honestly don't understand it any better than that.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


Wow lol, some people might find that offensive but hey, I'm Catholic, and I loved it. Very funny and a great idea. Two thumbs up!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Can't go wrong with distorted voices

with a melody. Very humorous and nice timing w/ everything. Thought about a similar flash for this holiday season? Bringing in more characters? Hm? Maybe the Kwanza robot or the Mechanized Rabbi? Hm? Some wierd azz Christmahannakwanzaka theme, perhaps?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

A robo christ in every garage!

That was something i have never seen before, I was impressed with the voice of jesus, and it made the short all the more amusing. Needless to say i now want a Robo Christ!
keep them coming


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Main thing was the cool voice of Jesus

Yeah, the people are stick, but there's atleast more detail in them. Background is atleast got some nice detail. The main reason why I liked this flash was Jesus' voice. It seriously kicks ass. Watching Jesus shooting Harold was really funny. Did Harold's mum knew that Harold got shot by Jesus from the future? Man, that makes me wonder. Good flash.

ChrisNosal responds:

Harold's wife. Cyborg Jesus' Mom.

I don't think she knew what the hell was going on, she just heard a bang from the next room.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


That voice would fit nicely in some song
With music from the last epicode of badguys (go to hell) you should mix it up a little

Forgive my poor grammer, Im stoned