Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Our Attorney General is resigning. I'd like to leave this as a tribute to John Ashcroft and all the important work he's done to keep this country safe from stone hard nipples.
Edit: This is based on an incident where Ashcroft covered a nude statue in the Justice Department with an $8000 sheet. This could be why.
Yeah, I've mostly forgotten John Ashcroft. It's just that he's no longer relevant. Of course, things are getting worse with politics all the time. Donald Trump will become President on Friday. I hope we see more stuff like this now. I liked the animation in this.
I don't know if John Ashcroft was a pervert. I don't really care. Any member of Bush's administration deserves to be mocked. Okay, Colin Powell was pretty cool. This is just politics.
haha
What would have really made him horny would be a statue of a nude child, (lol) Great work
Hilarious - and speaking of pricks . . .
That last guy is missing his.
pretty good
next time can you put some text as well. not all people have working speakers, or speakers period.
pretty good
he sure is facsist! (values nation or race more than the individual)