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I Will Beat Pacman!

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A few years ago I recorded this song (with my brother on drums). We made it up on the spur of the moment and my throat is still a little sore from yelling so much, but hey, it was worth it. I hope all of you enjoy the soothing sounds of my singing.

Big thanks go out to JamesJ for taking the time to work with me and create this music video for my song - "I Will Beat Pacman!" His artwork and animation really help drive home the deep message of this song.

And for those of you who enjoy the music, you can download the mp3 at:


865 levels? What version are u playing?!

The game pacman is beatable and some nerd holds the world record for it. It has 256 levels and the guy beat it without dying ONCE and ate every fruit ghost and dot. He also holds the world record for Donkey Kong. I read this is some video game magazine awhile ago if you are wondering where i got this info...

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Insanity RULES!!!

Yes I completely agree with the Mad lunatic playing the endless game of Pac-Man,does that game ever end,its just like the first Mario, you get too lv 100 and you still getting nowhere,and yu keep wondering why those little toads keep cross dressing like the Princess....... Endless games,somthing the world can do without,otherwise you just get frustrated maniac gamers who cant seem too beat the game they love so much and end up going fucking ape shit in the school yard killing everyone in sight....(Remind you of anything?) Video games ROCK,they dont suck and they dont diminish the intelligence of our youth,now if you keep programing crap like dawson's creek or touched by an Angel ILL FUCKING GO OUT AND KILL SOMEONE YOU HIPPOCRITICAL REPUBLICAN FAGGOT NOB GOBBLIN ASS LICKIN FUCK NUT WRINKLES!!!!!

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I just had a banana! I don't feel like a pretzel!

This was simply kick ass. I dont know what else to say about it. It's classic.


man this rocks
and the song is the shit is there any way to get it


it wasnt exactally the best movie

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3.94 / 5.00

Aug 16, 2004
12:23 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody
  • Daily Feature August 17, 2004