The KERRY Kampaign

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You saw the Democratic Convention just 2 days ago, now read between the lines America!

Reviewers are either liking this or hating this, but watch this 5 minute speech unfold!

And in the great words of John Kerry, "F**k the constitution of the United States!"


I #**%@ two bicycle mechanics

"Before going into you have to be able to look a parent in the eye and say... I fucked two bicycle mechanics."

LOL, awesome job

"I'm here to say... YOUR FAGS!!! and you get the bill"

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Hilarious in rewording

I love John Kerry but the way that they misconstrued his words makes both Democrats and Republicans chuckle.

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Bicycle Mechanics!

Hehehe that was good! I also liked your submisionabout him in Vietnam!

It was ok

I gave it a higher score because you could see my silhouette in there, rallting for kerry. Point is, the transition between clips isnt as smooth as most works of this kind.
The part about the byscicle mechanics was funny, but otherwise, it was all nonsensical. see, most of the movies that use clips try to exaggerate or ridiculize what the candidates actually say, but Kerry said none of these things, or anything close. anyway there was nice music work, and you did do good on the whole bycicle mechanics thing, so there's a five for ya. Bush is just easier to make fun of.

What? No mention of Cheneys daughter?

Seriously, this was good. The only way i would vote for Kerry is if I could screw his daughter... the one that isn't ugly.

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3.63 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2004
9:59 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody
  • Daily 4th Place August 1, 2004

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