Coffee's cool...

I've talked to the guy and he was nice and polite.
You wish you had Coffee to fap to but Coffee is not a stupid gayass donkey dick.
Go eat a bullet before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril. (Lol. Bad News Bears references.)

BOO-YAH!

The Lock Legion is a cheap, idiotic group of disoriented fags with nothing better to do than copy the magnificent Clock Crew! I'm amazed Newgrounds gave them a Related Content pic! A TEN OUT OF TEN! (confetti)(fireworks)

ololol samegame

u r such a badass

WTF!?!

What the hell was that?! Coffie lock bounced about pointlessly then killed himself?! that was a weird, crappy, pointless, not so bad, OK, great, fantastic, TOTALLY AWSOM...and acceptable flash. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I beat i've confused you now. Well thats just me, ACCEPT IT!! Now for my catch phase *ahem*
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U, my fiend

are a racist donkey raper. I will hunt u down, rip out your heart and hold it in from of your face, just so that you can see how black it is, before you die!