Something you might get a kick out of:
A couple of years back, I had a test I needed to get up for, and my regular clock was broken. I ended up setting this little gem and then cranking the volume on my speakers all the way up. It worked!
Yeah, college is rough.
Yo stupid. this is your alarm. beep beep dickhead
the rude alarm clock is funny
"wake up bitch this is your alarm, get cracking already you fool"
it would be cool to have a version on that stupid windows vista sidebar thingy.
the clocks voice is loquendo voice
but cool XD