Though quite funny. Hehe, suicide. One of the many topics not often spoken about on the Portal.
An alternative to the character having any health left at the end would be to have him massacred by passing vehicles and random improbabilities; i.e. Meteors and Divine Intervention.
Or, you could make another flash... "How to Commit Suicide if you Own". A freakin' tank of a guy, laced with armor and weapons, commits suicide. The fall doesn't hurt him much, but then give him Jesus' Beatings and Freight Train Impacts. Now THAT would be fun to watch.
All in all, DO ANOTHER FLASH!