Well, not really good, but at least you're not the first person to make a mistake about protesting against something that's already getting better by the years. Heck, they're so good, I can't post anything on here without it getting blammed. Man, do I envy the fact this STAYED.

first tutroial, i like it.

I went into this presuming it was meant to be a sarcastic tutorial, since in your description you say it's "sucky on purpose". Knowing that, it was decently funny. You did hit on a lot of the things that make me cringe in watching old flashes, or even recent ones, like the default sounds and the very minimalistic, well... everything. Even without effort this was still halfway decent and was good for a laugh.

An ok tutorial

~~REVIEW~~
Well this was an ok tutorial on how animation works i thought it could have been better with better characters then sticks, and also you could do something with the backrounds as they were very bland.

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
the backrounds could use some improving much more detail atleast

~~OVERALL~~
Its ok but needs more effort, nice idea though

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Hahahahaha

Peanut-style flash movie