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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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May 31, 2004 | 4:47 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place June 1, 2004

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UPDATE, 4th June:
You may now edit controls, click "contols" on main menu to do so. Pause button also added, press "P" ingame. Still working on Highscore board.

Instructions are in game, read for controls. IRL.
Have fun :)

Yes, this is indeed a parody of heliATTACK :)

Expert Drunken Critics:
b33rm0nkai: /me has qmc's childrens
d0gsn0t: the Top Gun song pwns
d0gsn0t: It's fun



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

PS3? We don't NEED no stinkin' PS3!!!

Just when I thought the old days of computer gaming were gone forever... you came up with this old skoo' hardcore bad boy. It hasn't got the next gen console look or sound... and doesn't NEED it. ASCII never looked so great. Enough variety in attacks, but the controls don't scare me off.

And Kenny Loggins music adds one more acronym: FTW. B-D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

((VOTED 5))

Wow. This was original to say the least. THe whole everything was made out of letters and lines was funny. But the black and whitness I thought made the game worse. The controls were a litttle complex though with all of the missles and bombs you could use. And the whole aim anecdotes were funny.

EXTRA COMMENTS: I scored 30060



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good job

that was funny when you see rofl and lol and stuff like that it makes you mad eventually well anyways good game


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ahh,this brings me back

i used to play thins game alot,and that top gun song ownz it all!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Zomfglyness this game pwnz hardcore . Pure awsomeness =D
XD Uber funny. Its so stupid and completely worthless thats its so superbly great =D.....well...maby its not THAT good....but its a dnam funny thing u made this =P lol